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A Letter to Uncle Sam about Edward Snowden

written by Uncle Sam June 22, 2013

Dear me,

Shocked, I’m shocked gambling is going on here!

OK, so honestly I already knew we were being spying on, really. The issue with the NSA scandal is what is a 29 year old high school dropout doing making well over 6 figures, given access to the most secret security clearance there is, able to have individual people investigated, able to do what he did, which is turn in all this information, which is probably great, but the real question is, how does a guy like that be given access like that so that he could be prosecuted like that? It’s like, you fucked up, you trusted me.

We have a 28 year old 1 yr Booz Allen contractor who gets a thumb drive and goes leaking the entire guts of the spying apparatus. It’s awesome! But how low a bar that people can get this kind of information and leak this?

We the people say:
“Hey, we hire you to look out for us!
What the fuck are you doing giving this loser top gun status?
And then as it turns out he’s not a loser. He does the right thing. How did you know? You’re brilliant.”

~ Me

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